Message from Vendor
Order Terms
Meet the Vendor

 High Cotton is based in Asheville, NC nestled in the beautiful Blue Ridge Mountains.
Laughter is a universal language and since 1989 our goal has always
been to make products that make people laugh.

Our witty line of doormats, drink coasters, magnets, and signs are
funny, thoughtful, and occasionally a bit snarky.
No matter what the occasion, Our FUNctional products will bring
a smile to your face.

We are proud that our products have been Made in the USA
for over 25 years.


At High Cotton, humor is our way of making the world a little bit more fun.

  • Normally ships within 48 hours
  • Opening Order Minimum is $150
  • Reorder minimum is $125
  • FOB - UPS from NC
  • Accepts VISA, MC and AMEX
  • We can only ship to US addresses

High Cotton creates a witty line of pet-themed doormats, drink coasters, magnets, and signs that are funny and sometimes a bit snarky.
No matter what the occasion, our FUNctional products
will bring a smile to your face.
We are proud that our products have been
Made in the USA for over 25 years!